Being Human is a BBC series where a ghost, vampire, and werewolf try to live like normal people while hiding what they are from those around them. Sometimes the monsters in the room aren't the actual monsters. Season 2 is now airing on BBC America in the US on Saturday nights at 9 pm EST.
Mitchell: I never know with you whether it's Jewish guilt or werewolf guilt. George: They're pretty much the same thing.
Nina: George is...weird. Mitchell: No one's denying that, but once you get past the weirdness, he's actually the nicest bloke you could ever meet.
George: Hold on, hold on, we need to set some ground rules about guests. Mitchell: Like what? George: Like...don't kill them. Mitchell: Uh. Such a bourgeois concept.
George: Tell me honestly. Is this too flash? Mitchell: I can't imagine saying yes, but a bit of context might help.
Mitchell: Annie, you're still dealing with the fact you were killed by Owen, maybe cleaning the kitchen isn't the best way to go about it.
George: That was pathetic. We were like the world's gayest ninjas.
George: You're very sarcastic for a vicar. Chaplin Mark: Yeah, so people tell me, and I feel very bad about it, but then, you know, I forgive myself.
Chaplin Mark: Jewish people pray. I've seen Yentl.
Annie: Well, congratulations on the whole speaking like a twat thing.
Mitchell: You ok? George: She attacked me but I fought her off. Mitchell: You've got lipstick on your mouth.
Mitchell: Yes, the disembodied spirit of a dead woman is getting a job in the service industry. What could possibly go wrong?
Mitchell: Of course, I've lived with other people. Do you think I spent the last hundred years waiting for you and your three different types of upholstery cleaner to show up?
George: He's your murdering fugitive. If you want to keep him, you've got to look after him.
Mitchell: My name is John Mitchell and I've killed more people than you've met.
Lucy: Are you asking me out in a morgue? Mitchell: Well, we did meet in a toilet.
Neal is back in prison and Peter is on suspension after the plane carrying Kate is blown up. Peter struggles with his superiors to reinstate his deal with Neal. Will a successful case against a group of bank robbers seal it?
Investigative Committee Chair: Garrett Fowler, that agent you shot? Peter: He was wearing a vest.
Mozzie: I'd never leave a calling card. That's way too brazen. Would you? Of course you would. The better question is, if you were him, what card would you leave?
Peter: It's not fun being tweaked by the bad guy, is it? Neal: Especially when you see him make one of your friends look like an idiot.
When a Memphis studio executive takes advantage of a brother/sister songwriting duo, the Leverage team steps up to the stage to get the song back. John Schneider guest stars. Christian Kane (Eliot Spencer) debuts a new single, "Thinking of You."
Nate: Let the fiddle games begin. Parker: I'm still unclear. What exactly is this fiddle? Nate: It just walked through the door.
Nate: Uh, who exactly did you just refer to as "baby?" Hardison: It's, like, the universal term of "baby." How old are you?
Hardison: Well, contrary to what y'all may believe, I don't control everything that happens on the internet.
Eliot: With the things I've done, there's no such thing as paranoid.
Nate: How's it going, Parker? Parker: I don't think I'm being weird enough. Nate: Somehow I doubt that.
Eliot: Listen to me, man, say "pitchy" one more time. Say "pitchy" one more time and see what happens. I don't even think that word means what you think it means.
Eliot: Some roads you start going down, well, you can't turn back. I'm about a hundred miles down one of those right now.